Just when you thought it was safe…


…to go back to the shoe store?!

I’ve never owned a pair of Sperry in my life, (probably because Jaws scared me enough as a youngling that I never had the urge to go out on a boat), but I certainly would dig a pair of these!   (I’m looking at you, Seacoast Shark shoe!)

Even the box and blood-soaked packaging is spiffy!

Which are you most looking forward to sporting when they go on sale on May 5th?

via Slashfilm.com